What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
10.06.2025 15:26
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
After a few moments he returns.
Do Americans realize how much goodwill and credibility they've lost in the past two weeks?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
{RING} {RING}
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
How is it not psychopathic to use someone for sex, even if they agree?
HELLO
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Sure no problem officer.
I gave him everything. He said he loved me. Why?
Yes sir it is.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?